I always tell Gus he is pretty as a pound cake. His color looks like pound cake to me.
1. Labs are kids with fur.
2. Life is ruff, get a labrador.
3. Once you’ve owned a labrador retriever, everything else is just a dog.
4. Fire your therapist, get a labrador retriever.
5. Labrador retrievers love you no matter what.
6. Husband and Lab missing, reward for Lab.
7. If there are no labrador retrievers in Heaven… I’m not going.
8. It’s my yellow lab’s world. I just live in it.
9. Love is when your lab licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
10. Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a lab.
11. Labs are miracles with paws.
12. Caution! Our lab will lick you to death.
13. When God made Labrador Retrievers he was showing off.
14. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a labrador puppy licking your face.
15. All I really need to know I learned from my Labrador Retriever .
16. I love all dogs, but I only sleep with my Labradors.
(emphasis on #8)